A good friend of mine at work is a redneck, albeit a strange one, with a brain and less the booze, but still into his guns…..? I knew for sure that he was a goon when he sent me this:
I heard on Friday that the Russians had invaded a southeastern part of Georgia and had bombed some city there…

I grabbed my 12 gauge shotgun…two .223 semi-automatic rifles….a .40 cal semi-automatic pistol, 5 cases of Budweiser and 400 rounds of ammo and headed for Savannah….I was in Atlanta before I figured out that they were talking about Eastern Europe.

I and the other 750 pickups on I-85 turned around and headed back toward Virginia….Damn.

If the
above
doesn’t convince
you of the
mentality of
a redneck don’t
worry, the Republican National
Convention is coming soon!If the above doesn’t convince you of the mentality of a redneck don’t worry, the Republican National Convention is coming soon!